1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,399 And what have you been buying again? 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,240 NARRATOR: This time, Johnny's in trouble with Vikki. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,919 That's our pension. BEV: Where are you going? Skegness for a couple of weeks? 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:13,479 He misses out on a big deal. 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,800 - It's gone. - It's gone.Honestly.- You sold it? 6 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:18,919 I messed up. 7 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,919 And Clockwork Corner gets an extension. 8 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,399 That's the money shot. 9 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:27,639 It's not, though. It's not the money shot, 'cause there's no money coming in from them. 10 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,760 I love my shop. 11 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,600 I said good day, sir! (LAUGHS) 12 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:37,999 Last year, after a lifetime collecting antiques and curios... 13 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,319 Who doesn't want a marzipan Indiana Jones? 14 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,759 The Thirsty Bear! 15 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,479 (THEY LAUGH) 16 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:49,479 ...actor and comedian Johnny Vegas finally took the plunge... 17 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:50,959 Oh, it's happening again! 18 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:55,479 ...and fulfilled his dream of opening his own antiques and collectibles shop. 19 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,560 Vintage Vegas is opening for business. 20 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,519 It proved a smash hit with customers... 21 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,520 You'll pay 900 for it? In your face! 22 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:10,399 ...and gave Johnny confidence in his eye for a good buy and his ability to sell eclectic items. 23 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:11,760 I'm a dealer. 24 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,760 Get me. 25 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:18,159 Now, he and lifelong friend and assistant, Bev, are back... 26 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,360 I knew we were coming home with a badger. 27 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,679 ...dreaming bigger... Will it fit in the van? 28 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:27,039 This is an absolute disaster. 29 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,559 ...and better... 30 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,959 (GASPS) Look at this. 31 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,839 ...hoping business will boom 32 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,559 and the shop will go from pop-up to permanent. 33 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,119 This time round, 34 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:40,879 I don't want it to finish when the cameras go home. (BLEATS) 35 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,719 With Johnny's partner Vikki joining the team... 36 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,719 You'll stretch the leather. I'll stretch your leather in a minute. 37 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,479 ...they're hitting the road in search of new stock. 38 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,079 Hello, Mr Bond. 39 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,320 Hello, you creepy little chappie. 40 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,999 So can Johnny turn from lifelong dreamer... 41 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,399 I'm a bit concerned opening today. 42 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,799 I've got a price in mind. Too low, mate. 43 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,839 ...to full-time dealer... 44 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,319 That might be me naughty purchase. 45 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,519 You've got a deal. He so my boy. 46 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,399 ...with his Little Shop of Antiques? 47 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,359 There we go! 48 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,199 Look at him. He's back in the groove. 49 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,760 I'm trying to play it calm, but I've just had a little wee. (DEALER LAUGHS) 50 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,359 (SIGN SQUEAKS) 51 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,960 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 52 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:33,919 It's another sunny day full of opportunity for Johnny at Dagfields, 53 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:37,600 as his dealer profile has grown and the sales have flowed. 54 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:42,039 Say 55. Oh, you're a star. Thank you. Go on, twist my arm. 55 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:46,400 - It's lovely, isn't it? - Lovely, yeah.A lady after my own heart. - Thank you. 56 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,360 He's started to attract other dealers who want to buy and sell directly to him. 57 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,959 I do believe I've genuinely built a good reputation. 58 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,319 But how do I strike that balance 59 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:02,360 between being eclectic and not looking like an amateur? 60 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:06,160 Today, dealer and friend Dylan Jones has stopped by. 61 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,439 All right, Johnny? Hiya, mucker. How are you doing? 62 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,679 Yeah, good. Good. 63 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,119 It's ironic, innit? As a comedian, 64 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,759 yeah, I'm worried I won't be taken seriously. 65 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:20,359 Just like Johnny, Dylan's a relative newcomer to the business. 66 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:24,719 What is happening, you scruffs, today, we are at Newark, Runway Monday. 67 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:29,319 But Dylan uses his YouTube channel and online to sell, 68 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:33,200 storing his stock in a lock-up on the same lot as Johnny's, which is how they met. 69 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,479 Get it all gone. 70 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,919 That's the plan, anyway. 71 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,119 Can we get this out...? 72 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,679 With a truckload of house clearance goods, 73 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,679 a popular way to pick up stock, 74 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,319 Dylan's here to see if Johnny will help lighten the load. 75 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,880 So this is G Plan, mid-century. 76 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:50,880 Yeah. 77 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:55,360 - It needs some repair on it. A lot. It's been scratched. - Yeah. 78 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,840 A lot, which is a shame because these patterns on it for me... 79 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,919 Do you know what I mean... Yeah. ...really do it. 80 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,999 What's... what's your best one that? 81 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,640 With the damage, 30 quid. Done. 82 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,359 G Plan is a brand of furniture 83 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,559 that began at the end of the 19th century 84 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,280 and is still made today in Wiltshire. 85 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,519 It's also become known as a style of minimalist design, 86 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,800 featuring teak wood and tapered legs. 87 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:28,079 What the... is that? 88 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,199 (GRUNTS) It's heavy. 89 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,240 Course it is! It's half a cow! 90 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:38,159 It's grotesque, isn't it? Yeah, I've not seen one similar. 91 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,599 Really? Why? (CHUCKLES) 92 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:41,799 Gone out of style. 93 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:45,239 I don't think they really took off at Liberty's. (LAUGHS) 94 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:49,959 That is a bloke who's gone, "I've made my way in life and I deserve the best. 95 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,119 I deserve the finest in stuff. 96 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:57,720 And I'll tell you what, if I want a stool made out of buffalo legs, I'm having it." 97 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,839 I think it was possibly an ox that he owned, 98 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:04,279 but he treated it like a pet. 99 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:06,959 When it died, he went, "I'm not ready to say goodbye. 100 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:10,640 Daniel, you were good to us. You were good to this family." 101 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,119 What's your best on that? 102 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,960 Two hundred. 103 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,439 It needs a home. Rarely do I do this. 104 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,039 - I can't come anywhere near that. - No. 105 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:25,239 Right. I won't be thinking on that. 106 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:28,920 It's nice... Well, it's not nice, it's horrendous. 107 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:34,000 So it's a pass for Johnny on the literally four-legged stool. 108 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,199 Okay, what else we got? 109 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,520 Well, one more taxidermy, and I think you're gonna like this one. 110 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,399 (GASPS) So it's... it's not a... 111 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,879 That's not genuine taxidermy. It's got felt on it! 112 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,039 It's not a chicken. 113 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:51,240 He's gone for... It's a cockerel. 114 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,959 Yeah, it's a... it's not really a cockerel. 115 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,759 It's, it's a makeshift body where they've put feathers on. 116 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,039 So a child's probably made that, Johnny. 117 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,719 I honestly don't think a child has made that. 118 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,759 (CHUCKLES) I don't think 119 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:06,319 any child woke up and went, 120 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:09,519 "Oh, do you know what she'd like for Mother's Day?" 121 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,559 What... what do you want on that? 122 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,279 - Twenty. - Yeah, done.- There you go. 123 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:16,599 Done. That makes me happy. Yeah. 124 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,280 - Oh! Well caught. - Johnny! 125 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,759 So, the one-of-a-kind, handmade cockerel 126 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,560 flies the coop for �20. 127 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:28,439 Decorative animals were popular in the 1970s 128 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:31,760 during a style of homemade farm items called country chic. 129 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,279 Right, What else? 130 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:38,639 A little brass cannon. And I think that's hand scratch... build. 131 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:41,239 Scratch made. Yeah, have a little look at that. 132 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,840 It's... it's very well done for a little cannon. 133 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,799 It's... I know it's not normally your bread and butter. 134 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,360 Yeah, it's not my wheelhouse thing. But... 135 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,359 It's... Do you know what it is with stuff like...(THUD) 136 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,959 (GASPS) Me cock! 137 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,200 (CROWING SOUND EFFECT) 138 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,119 Get in there where you're safe. 139 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:04,600 Do you want me to hold it? No, it's mine now. 140 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,399 I'd have to offer you silly money on that. 141 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:11,480 And I don't want to offend you. No. I'll take 95 quid. 142 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,279 (LAUGHS) I'm only playing. It's a tenner. 143 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,800 Make it a little pocket rocket. If it's a tenner, I'll take it. 144 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,640 Let's go for the table next. 145 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,959 Let's have a look. I don't want you to offload it. Tell me about it. 146 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,439 I've got to show you the top. So this is Indian, and a lot of the time, 147 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:35,719 they're very scratch built. You see the rivet, the nails and... Yeah. 148 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,039 That's ali, and then that's steel and... 149 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,959 Mate, if it's not a giveaway that my fingers are doing... I'm doing a Ray Charles. 150 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,919 That's often when I already like the look of something. 151 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,000 (SINGING) Baby, baby. 152 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,399 Right, let's have a look. 153 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,999 Let me stand it up for you. Let's have a butcher's. 154 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,440 (STRAINING) 155 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,679 I like that. See, these are great... 156 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:00,760 I like that. 157 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,519 What do you want on that? Ninety. 158 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,559 - Oh, done. - Done? 159 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,040 - All day long. - Deal. 160 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,680 Brilliant deals with Dylan. 161 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,080 He buys well, he sells at the right prices. 162 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,959 It was overall really good. 163 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,879 I've sold 80% of what was on my trailer and my truck. 164 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,239 He's bought some items I thought he wouldn't buy. 165 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:30,479 And he's also bought, not bought some stuff that I thought he's definitely gonna buy. 166 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,079 So, not a bad day at work. 167 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,359 Johnny wraps up his Dylan deals 168 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:38,439 with his contemporary vintage-style table imported from India. 169 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:39,799 Love that. 170 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,599 All that's left to do now is to get it to the shop. 171 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,280 Do you want me to erect it? 172 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,599 (CHUCKLES QUIETLY) 173 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,080 I'm sorry. 174 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 (SIGN SQUEAKS) 175 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,959 (SIGN SQUEAKS) 176 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,319 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 177 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:02,159 NARRATOR: It's been a busy morning at Dagfields. 178 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,999 You all right, Johnny? Hiya, mucker. How are you doing? 179 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,319 Johnny's been using his growing reputation to get better deals from other dealers. 180 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,439 Yeah, that's a fair price that, mate. I'll do that with you. 181 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:18,279 So, with shelves to fill, Bev's on hand to start pricing up this morning's eclectic haul. 182 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:19,280 Cock. 183 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,959 Stop just calling it a cock. Just call it a cockerel. 184 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,519 A cockerel. A cockerel. �20. 185 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,640 Somebody just walked past and they went... 186 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,959 What did I pay on that? You paid 20 on it. 187 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,360 I know, but he's a bit of fun. He's got felt. 188 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:37,120 Erm... Yeah, 30. 189 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,319 You've got your little cannon. 190 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,039 That was just a moment of madness. 191 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,759 You paid �10 for that. 192 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,400 Yeah, er, 20 quid. 193 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:56,199 - Got the mid-century little table for 30 on that one, on that little table. 194 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,400 That needs some work, so I'm sending it off to Kris. Okay. 195 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,839 Before it can hit the shop floor, 196 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:06,399 Johnny's G Plan furniture will make a date with his restorer, Kris, 197 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,640 for some simple restoration to its varnished tabletop. 198 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:15,679 So the last one, which was the Indian one, you paid 90 on that. 199 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:18,679 I just think it's a stunning bit. It's lovely. 200 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:21,839 I think that's the nicest piece you bought. What do you think, then? 201 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:25,159 Well, what did I spend on it? You spent 90 on that. 202 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,439 So you're looking probably at least... Oh... 203 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,879 - ...at least 150 to, you know, get past your margin. - No, no. 204 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,399 I think it's worth 300 all day long. 205 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,519 Johnny has had success before with Indian furniture 206 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,879 and tables this one at �300. 207 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,960 Well, that's it on Dylan's, Johnny. 208 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,519 I'll buy something for a fiver if I like it. 209 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:50,080 I buy talking points and then I buy serious. 210 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:55,160 And being online means I can buy serious and be taken seriously. 211 00:10:56,560 --> 00:11:01,440 And I don't know why I said it in that... I've never said seriously in that way ever before. 212 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,120 I want to be taken seriously. Not seriously, seriously. 213 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,879 And talking of being taken seriously, 214 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:14,039 Johnny and Bev are heading 34 miles south 215 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,919 to see some high-end dealers 216 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,560 whose stock comes under the serious buyers category. 217 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:25,160 But Johnny's love for the eclectic means everything he sees... 218 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,399 ...becomes a possible buy for the shop. 219 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,399 Can we not buy that? What, the allotments? 220 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,959 - You're not buying somebody's scarecrow off an allotment. 221 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,479 Make your own. They are meant to be terrifying. 222 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,120 I'm looking for a partner for Gloria.(LAUGHS) 223 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,840 Today's destination is owned by a pair of familiar faces... 224 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,599 ...Mark McCaig and Karl Thomason. 225 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:52,519 They sell a huge range of high-end antiques and collectibles 226 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:56,519 across different locations, as well as some more eclectic pieces 227 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:57,919 for discerning buyers, 228 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,960 like this painting Karl and Mark sold to Johnny last year. 229 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,959 It could be �150. One-fifty, brilliant. 230 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,200 If I had a womb, I'd carry your kids for you. 231 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:12,599 Johnny's shop may have been a short-term pop-up in its first year, 232 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,159 but that didn't stop him 233 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,480 from becoming a regular visitor to Karl and Mark's before reopening. 234 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,600 These lads are on another level. 235 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,479 And they're so humble, that's what I love about them. 236 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,599 To have the eye they've got and the knowledge they've got, 237 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,720 it's absolutely fantastic. 238 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,479 I can't afford 90% of their stock, 239 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,399 but there's one thing if I can get it, I will. 240 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,119 And it has haunted my dreams. 241 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,279 What is it? 242 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,399 It's a ship's figurehead. 243 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,600 Okay. 244 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,279 And if it's there... And they'll know 245 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,479 the minute I say, "Is she still here?" 246 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,679 Because I made such a big deal of it when I went. 247 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:57,359 It makes me want to be a sailor gangster 248 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,560 and wake up with that in my bed. (LAUGHS) 249 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:04,199 Despite being surrounded by potential new buys, 250 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,599 at the top of Johnny's agenda 251 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,200 is the ship's head he didn't buy last time he visited. 252 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,719 How you doing, fellas? 253 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,439 All right, John. Oh, it's so good to see you. 254 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,999 Hiya. Nice to see you, lads. Nice to see you. 255 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,040 I won't lie. 256 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,879 I said to Bev in the car, 257 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:23,200 no, one thing that's haunted me since I've been here. 258 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:27,399 He knows what it is already. 259 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,639 Do you know what it is? Oh, the ship's mast. 260 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,279 - Is it still here? No, sold. - Oh, no! 261 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,399 Johnny! 262 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,079 - It's gone. - Gone. - Honestly. 263 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,799 (BLEEP) Can you put that on the show? 264 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,920 I want it in. 265 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,119 I don't care if you bleep me. 266 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,279 (LAUGHTER) 267 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,719 You sold it? 268 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,680 You know what it meant to me. (LAUGHTER) 269 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,559 Who got it? 270 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,359 Don't know. Put it to an auction. 271 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,319 "Don't know." That's like... 272 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:58,559 like you've had an affair and you go, "What was her name?" "Don't know." 273 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,039 It went for? We had 14 on it... Yeah? 274 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,479 ...and it sold for �2,300. 275 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,319 I'm gutted over the ship's head. (LAUGHTER) 276 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,600 I'm gutted. (LAUGHTER) 277 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,080 Deep, deep, honest to God... 278 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,119 ...sadness that that ship's head... I should have bought it. 279 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,120 Whenever they say, "The time to buy it is when you see it"... 280 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,640 They sold it. 281 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,639 For double of what they were selling it for 282 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,000 when I saw it. 283 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,680 As a dealer... 284 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,000 I messed up. 285 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,000 Big time. 286 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:39,639 Johnny's definitely still learning lessons. Just buy it, 'cause it won't be there the next time. 287 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,800 So, yeah, I think that is definitely a lesson learned today. 288 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,119 I don't mean to laugh. I mean, he is gutted. 289 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,880 He is gutted, but I can't believe it. 290 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,799 He should have got it, and it's gone. 291 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:55,760 As Johnny ponders the one that got away, he soon finds salvation. 292 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:59,840 It's a non-crucified Jesus, because he's got no arms. 293 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,800 And he's beautifully carved, the face on him. 294 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,680 Spectacular. 295 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,320 "You messed up with the nails. Argh!" 296 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:17,080 "You're obviously not a joiner like me dad was." (CHUCKLES) 297 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:22,079 Oh, he's not bad, actually. I like him for that price. 298 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:26,039 I love him 'cause he looks like the man who invented Speedos. (THEY LAUGH) 299 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:30,559 He's come off the beach going, "I've got it. I wanna show it." 300 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:35,000 - Twenty pound. - Twenty pound? - Yeah. (SCOFFS) Nothing on that. 301 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:41,199 I think the first time I came they accepted me as a new dealer. 302 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,119 Now they've accepted me as a dealer. 303 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:46,439 But they've got that much stuff in comparison to what I've got. 304 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:50,999 There's so much you could just sit in here and learn and go cabinet by cabinet. 305 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,239 I love them. And I bet they're worth a bomb. 306 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,839 Funnily enough, they are. They are worth a bomb. 307 00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,919 They're really, really early cast... early cast iron. Rare Han dynasty. 308 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:04,279 Cast iron, cattle, mother and calf. 309 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:08,599 The Han Dynasty was an imperial period in China's history 310 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,079 that began around 202 BC. 311 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,559 Items like this mother and calf cast 312 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,840 were used in traditional burial ceremonies. 313 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,040 If I was gonna sell them to you, 314 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,959 we'd want 800 quid apiece. 315 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,519 But I think they're worth thousands. 316 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,600 I mean, to pick them out of this is amazing. 317 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,599 Am I... That's unbelievable. 318 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:32,000 He's, er, yeah, obviously you're getting there, aren't you? 319 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,999 It's every bit as good as I remembered it. 320 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,320 It's high-end. 321 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,800 Every cabinet, everywhere. 322 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,720 And maybe, who knows, 10 years down the road... 323 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,360 ...I'll have pieces like that in the shop going... 324 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,880 I want to be able to do that myself. 325 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,399 (GASPS) Oh, my God. 326 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,400 Reading, Reading Bear. Oh, tell me he works. 327 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,040 He's a bit poorly, but yeah, he picks up. 328 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,999 There you go. (WHIRRING) 329 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,319 He reads a book? 330 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,959 (GASPS) Reading Bear. 331 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,039 I'm having him. 332 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,280 What's the price on him? 333 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,480 Sixty-five. 334 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,879 I'm not even gonna argue. 335 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:23,039 Cubby the Reading Bear was part of a wave of Japanese imports to the UK 336 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,199 after the Second World War. 337 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,599 Conditions imposed on Japan after their defeat meant a ban 338 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:32,280 on factories making weapons, so they turned to toy making instead. 339 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,320 Look at me. 340 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,320 How happy am I now? 341 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,679 Oh, I'll tell you what. Clockwork Corner is just gonna be... 342 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,640 New addition to the family. 343 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,960 (SINGING) We got a clockwork bear, and he reads a book. 344 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,480 Who'd have thought it? Another clockwork bear. 345 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,320 I think the word's got round with the, er, clockwork community. 346 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,119 I think they're all going, "You've gotta get over to Johnny Vegas. 347 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,360 He'll take dead good care of you." 348 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,840 It gets dangerous here because they've got some amazing fine art as well. 349 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,000 I know I can't afford it already.� 350 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,959 It's lovely, that. 351 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:22,239 This painting is by Polish artist and author Marek Zulawski, 352 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,719 who was born at the start of the 20th century. 353 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:29,799 He lived and worked in London and was well known for this type of post-impressionist figure painting. 354 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:33,200 I've never seen a life study done like that and I love it. 355 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,440 Oh, that's even nicer up close. 356 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:39,680 (SIGHS) 357 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,840 Nine hundred. 358 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,319 Again... But like the head, like the head, 359 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,839 it will still be here when you come back. 360 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,759 - Well, it won't, will it? - It might. 361 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,439 I know it probably won't shift in the shop. 362 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,559 But I also know I'd love to have it on my website. 363 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,879 Can we have... Of course. a 10-minute think on that? 364 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:06,640 But the more I look at it and see it up close, you go... MARK: Just think. 365 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,319 Let's go away, have a think on that. 366 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,119 Then you can... you can see how much you can... 367 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:16,719 - what you can do on that. All right, yeah. - Okay. 368 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,280 Don't hang it back up, 'cause it won't be staying. 369 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,960 Shouldn't have told you that. No, you shouldn't have, no. 370 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,319 That's stunning. That's stunning. 371 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,799 I think it's got a brutalist tone to it. 372 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,960 You can see the painter's marks in it. 373 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:36,880 You could walk into a room every day of your life, and that would inspire you. 374 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,320 And you've got to have that... 375 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:46,039 ...deep-rooted love when you're buying art, you've got to know why. 376 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:50,120 As Johnny weighs up his passion for the picture with a big price tag, 377 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:54,240 Bev has bumped into some Indonesian carved puppets. 378 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,440 Johnny, don't go over budget. 379 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,080 Remember, you was only gonna come and buy one item. 380 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,439 "You're not the boss of me. 381 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,759 Don't you tell me what I can spend. 382 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,239 I'll get what I see." 383 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,000 All right, you're the boss. 384 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,919 Meanwhile, Johnny's got his head back in the game. 385 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:20,799 It's different, innit? We're not... We're not 100% sure what it is, what film it's from. 386 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,879 It's from a film. We don't know which one. 387 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,799 - It's me of a Sunday morning. Yes. - I can get it on. 388 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,439 There you are. Wow.(LAUGHS) 389 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,800 Honey, I'm home. (LAUGHS) 390 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,200 (LAUGHTER) 391 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,239 It's a very fun piece. How much on that? 392 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,679 A hundred. 393 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,999 Er... 394 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,199 Is that the best you can do on that? Without being cheeky. 395 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,799 I'll do you �80. 396 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,719 That's what I was thinking. That's what I was hoping for. 397 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,919 - Yeah. - Cheers, lads. 398 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,759 This prop mask is made from fibreglass, 399 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,840 formed from tiny shards of glass with polymer resin. 400 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:59,360 The process dates back to around 1600 BC in Egypt. 401 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,919 This place just keeps on giving, doesn't it? 402 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,240 �60. Oh, man. 403 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,119 Making me buy it. 404 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:12,759 This decorative statuette is known as Shy Girl, 405 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,239 made with a technique called chalkware. 406 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,719 After the Great Depression of the 1930s, 407 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:21,279 expensive materials were replaced with mass-produced moulds 408 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,319 and hand-painted plaster of Paris, 409 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,880 a style that soon became popular in the UK. 410 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,719 I think somebody'll come in and go, "We've got a cat that's scared of birds." 411 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,839 It's cost us 20 quid. If I give you 25... Twenty quid'll do. 412 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,759 - We'll take the 20. - Are you sure?Yeah, I'm fine with the 20. - Cheers, lads. 413 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,039 This print is by famous British artist Louis Wain, 414 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,879 best known for drawing cat characters, 415 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:46,159 and was once the President of the National Cat Club. 416 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,079 His love for all things feline 417 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,199 even extended to a period of highly sought-after ceramics 418 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,440 before his death in 1939. 419 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,400 Right. 420 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:57,880 Decision time. 421 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,839 Having secured a handful of carefully-selected items, 422 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,639 it's time to see if the �900 oil painting by Zulawski 423 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,560 will also be leaving with Johnny. 424 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,920 The more I look at it, the more I fall in love. 425 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,080 Simple as that. 426 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,280 The best I can do on it, 800. 427 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,919 The painting's just too good to walk away from. 428 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,639 Don't do it. Don't do it again. 429 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,480 Last time I came here, I made a mighty mistake. 430 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:36,960 (SIGN SQUEAKS) 431 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,919 (SIGN SQUEAKS) 432 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,880 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 433 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,599 Johnny and Bev have travelled 34 miles south to revisit friends 434 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,279 and fellow dealers, Karl Thomason and Mark McCaig. 435 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,640 Absolute slap bang on the nail. 436 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,559 With a haul of items already bagged, 437 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,719 Johnny has one last dilemma - an oil painting 438 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:07,120 which, even after some haggling, still has a price tag of �800. 439 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,320 It's a beautiful piece. It's a corker. 440 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,279 It's an expensive buy that could prove risky for the shop 441 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:19,120 as it comes at a much higher price point than the art he usually sells. 442 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,960 I don't know if anyone will appreciate what I appreciate 443 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,680 and I don't know if it's going in the shop or it's going online. 444 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:35,159 That is just too beautiful a piece of art to leave behind. 445 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,320 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 446 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,440 Right. I'll take it. 447 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,399 I'm happy. You know, don't do that. You're happy. 448 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,919 No buyer's regret. 449 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,439 I know it seems like I splashed out big on... on a painting, 450 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,840 but it's fabulous. 451 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:57,200 Having learned his lesson from last year, Johnny seals the deal on all items, 452 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,719 even if it does mean going slightly over budget on the painting. 453 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,320 Couldn't be happier. 454 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:09,679 Back at Dagfields, and Vikki is on hand to help price up for the shop. 455 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,879 I went big on a couple of items. 456 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,519 Don't be cross with me. 457 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,319 Prepare to be amazed. 458 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,960 I've got a list. Vik. 459 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,200 Beautiful. 460 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,839 How much? 461 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,279 ? Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun ? 462 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:29,880 Girl pottery display figure was 60. Oh, man almighty. 463 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,319 I want... I want 150, 170 on that. 464 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:38,519 The 1930s Shy Girl statuette spares no blushes 465 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,679 with a price tag of �170. 466 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,679 Oh, look at that little picture. 467 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,680 Some birds chasing a cat. 468 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,080 Oh, 35. I'll be happy with that. 469 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,479 It's just summat silly. 470 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,960 It's another fun piece. 471 00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:00,359 What in God's name... I forgot about this. 472 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:01,599 ...is that? 473 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,920 Oh, isn't it gorgeous? 474 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,479 Watch this. How much has that set you back? Does it move? 475 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,040 Right, put it on, then push that little lever. 476 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,480 Had a bit of a night of it. 477 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,599 Oh, my God. (LAUGHS) 478 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,560 It's like all my nightmares in one.(LAUGHS) 479 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,319 How much did you pay for that? A load of fun. Only 400. 480 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,759 What? 481 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,079 He didn't, Vik. He did not. 482 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,479 He didn't. Eighty. 483 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,839 He paid �80? He did. He did. 484 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,119 He's got bogies. 120. 485 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,119 That's making me feel a bit sick. 486 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:37,120 You don't like him? No, I don't like it at all. Don't like him. 487 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,959 This mask is likely to have been made 488 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,760 for a film or theatre production. 489 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,479 Authenticated movie props can sell for millions. 490 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,439 But as Johnny has no provenance, 491 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,800 he's giving it his Vegas Antiques debut for a humbler �120. 492 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,559 That's stunning, that. 493 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,800 It is stunning. It is, isn't it stunning? 494 00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,959 I love that. 495 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:03,040 I'd want at least 1500 on it. 496 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,000 And it would sell. 497 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,919 Polish artist Marek Zulawski forged a successful career through the '60s and '70s. 498 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,239 His work regularly attracts four-figure sums, 499 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,680 so this could be a real find for Johnny. 500 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,360 Can't believe you agree on that. Oh, no, it's lovely. 501 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:27,199 And what have you been buying again? 502 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,880 Oh, God. (LAUGHS) Things that you won't sell. 503 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,199 I've started pulling a Benny Hill face now. 504 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,519 When you say that, you go... I know. (LAUGHS) 505 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,199 He's cute. He's a bear that reads. 506 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:42,079 He's gonna go in there and you're gonna go... 507 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,639 That's our pension. 508 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,559 Where are you going? Skegness for a couple of weeks? It's lovely and I get it, 509 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:51,240 but we need to start selling them. Watch him. Watch this. 510 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,039 He needs a bit of work. Right, you ready? 511 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,480 (WHIRRING) "Oh, I feel like a read." 512 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,760 You like it and you won't admit it. 513 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,999 He is lovely. I can see the charm in them, but... 514 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,559 He's lovely. But we've got to re-home him. 515 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,920 Look at his eyes. 516 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,319 "Please sell me." He just... 517 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,519 Are we gonna price him? No, we're not. 518 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,399 - Absolutely not. - Vik, I've already written "not for sale." 519 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,520 You already knew. Of course I did. 520 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,320 They ain't going anywhere. Oh, it's fabulous. 521 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,759 I hope I find more doozies like that because when you find summat 522 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:38,120 and you take an absolute, like, almost childish joy in it, 523 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,519 but a collector's respect of it, 524 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,840 and it sells, it's a brilliant feeling. 525 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,799 As the latest addition to Clockwork Corner settles in, word has reached Johnny 526 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,839 of a new dealer in Dagfields, 527 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,559 Mark Powell, 528 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,800 who may have some other items of interest. 529 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,319 I'm a big fan of old toys, especially clockwork, 530 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,680 so if I can get my hands on 'em, I'll snap 'em up. 531 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,199 If I see that his heart melts to them, 532 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,159 I can't resist, put the right thing in the right hands. 533 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,240 So if he loves them, 534 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,240 yeah, I'll have to let them go. 535 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,680 Oh! So... 536 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,160 I heard there's a new sheriff in town. Hey, how are you doing? 537 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,159 Don't word travel fast around these parts? Just a little bit. 538 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,279 Yeah. How you doing, boss? 539 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,679 - What's your name? Sorry. Mark. - Mark. 540 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,760 Johnny. 541 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,679 You've just opened. Two weeks. 542 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:35,999 Oh, man. 543 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,439 I get a buzz from putting the right thing in the right hand. 544 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,439 Honestly, I get absolute buzz from it. A man after me own heart. 545 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,319 There's a few little things up here you might like. 546 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,000 Little walk-out things, old toys an' that. 547 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,240 Oh, look at him. 548 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,639 (CHUCKLES) Look at him. 549 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:58,040 The enraged boxer... who's a boxer. (CHUCKLES) 550 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,320 "You're not my dad." (LAUGHS) 551 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,600 Oh, that. Again! 552 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:10,239 Does this work? Does it wind? It does. You'll need a key. 553 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,839 And what does he do? Just push it? 554 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,559 He just pushes his little... little friend along. 555 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,039 It's not a little friend, 556 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,920 it's like a kidnapping in an ice cream van. (CHUCKLES) 557 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:24,000 (GASPS) Be still my beating heart. 558 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,959 That's an old battery one. 559 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,360 It's clean as hell inside. 560 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,160 I just... I don't know whether he's in the mood for love... 561 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,320 ...or he's preparing for his own birthday party. 562 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,839 Is it knackered? Is there... 563 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,079 No, the battery... They've not leaked? ...compartment's really clean. 564 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:51,599 I don't even know if you can get the batteries for him anymore. But it's just really nice. 565 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,119 No, I'll get, I'll get him. 566 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,120 You know what? I'll restore him. Cool. 567 00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,679 You know when you find out your granddad's got emphysema and you go, "Hiya." 568 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,680 (CHUCKLES) 569 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,800 I'm not allowed to bring flowers. (LAUGHS) 570 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:10,719 Johnny may have only popped in to say hello, but he's leaving with some quick deals, 571 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:15,159 adding to his ever-expanding family of clockwork bears for �75. 572 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,200 "It's been a tough day... 573 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,799 ...in the stock market. 574 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,719 Guess what, honey, the crash is coming." 575 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,200 (LAUGHTER) 576 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,600 Oh, God. I don't think I'll be selling this. 577 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,639 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 578 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:35,560 Back in the shop and Bev's on hand to put a price on his new finds. 579 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,719 Are we selling him? 580 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,039 If the boss will let her, that is. 581 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,799 - We'll put a price on him. - Yeah. 582 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,599 I'm just not keen on selling him. 583 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,999 Er... No, just put him out and I'll do a deal with somebody when they ask. 584 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,079 Let's not do that. 585 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,079 No, we'll put him out and I'll do a deal. 586 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,719 I want to see what it's worth. So you want somebody to... 587 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,959 All these are very precious to me. 588 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,999 And what I want to do is I want to see the look in someone's face 589 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,479 when they go, "Please. That needs to come with me." 590 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,439 Right, so boxer is going on the floor, no price. 591 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,840 Oh, my God, you two... To be discussed. ...are incredible. 592 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,080 Superb. 593 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,960 - I want 60 on that at the very least. - He isn't working. 594 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,840 Yeah, he's not for sale. 595 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,320 I want 60 on him. 596 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,519 Sixty, but not for sale. They are two very different things. 597 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:29,279 (BURBLES) I know for now this is not for sale. 598 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,960 This is not for sale. 599 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,160 If we get him working, he blows up a balloon. 600 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,279 You know what I mean? 601 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,479 Why fork out on a clown for a kid's party when you can buy 'em that? 602 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,040 So we've got an ironing bear... 603 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,400 ...a reading bear... 604 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,040 ...a picnic bear... 605 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,840 ...a milk-drinking bear. 606 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,399 We've got a Busy Secretary. 607 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,559 And now we've got a bear blowing a balloon. 608 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,239 - Yeah. - And he's not for sale. 609 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,519 A bear that blows. That's what we'll call him. 610 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,240 - Johnny, there's no room in that cupboard anyway. I've got news for you. 611 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,399 We're opening another door. 612 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,719 (DRAMATIC DUN-DUN-DUN) 613 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,239 Oh, God. 614 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,040 We're gonna need a bigger cabinet. 615 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,079 Another door to fill. 616 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,520 We were concerned about not having enough stuff on the shelves. 617 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,120 Now... 618 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,839 Dun-dun-dun! 619 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:29,439 Yeah, but I'd rather have stuff that you... Oh, just... just look at him. 620 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,640 Just enjoy the moment. 621 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,960 Look at 'em all together. 622 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,040 This is what Toy Story could have been. 623 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,639 A proper drama. Are you Woody? 624 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,639 - Yeah. - A grown-up Woody? - No, I'm not Woody. 625 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,239 Don't ever say to me, "Have you grown a Woody?" 626 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,999 I didn't. I said, "Are you grown-up Woody?" 627 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,680 Not grown a woody. It didn't come out like that. 628 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,520 I did say it's not Johnny's Toy Shop. Now I think it is Johnny's Toy Shop. 629 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,239 There you go. 630 00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,840 That's the money shot. 631 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,359 It's not, though, is it? It's not the money shot, 632 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,279 there's no money coming in from them. 'Cause you keep 'em all. 633 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,279 Hey, 90% of the stock is up for sale. 634 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,519 Right. I'm putting the one thing on that we are selling. 635 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,119 "Yeah, go on, then. Have another drink. 636 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,200 You waster. 637 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,079 You waster." 638 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,920 "Leave me alone." "Yeah, I'll knock out your other eye." 639 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,399 Doing a tag before you change your mind."I'll knock out your other eye. Come on." 640 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:30,800 "You're a big man, ain't you, when you're on the liquor?" I just want to be left to me tod." 641 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,960 Every toy tells a story. 642 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,320 I love my shop. 643 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:42,920 (SIGN SQUEAKS) 644 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,879 (SIGN SQUEAKS) 645 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,599 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 646 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,239 With the shelves filled with fresh stock from his expanding black book, 647 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,320 Johnny turns his hand to team management. 648 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:03,719 We've got an absolute choc-a-block stocked shop, so let's just get open. 649 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,839 Let's get selling. 650 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,839 - Vik? - Yeah? - You see anybody on the floor, 651 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,279 - get out there. - Okay.'Cause you're great on sales. 652 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,119 Bev, you know your prices. 653 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,680 We know what we've got. We're all buying the same stuff. Let's have a good day. 654 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,359 I think the team is bonding now. 655 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:24,439 I think Johnny is trusting us, me and Bev, a little bit more 656 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,440 to do things without having to ask. 657 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,519 So, with Johnny and Co now running 658 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,039 like one of his better-condition clockwork toys, 659 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,399 it's time to open up. 660 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,160 Thanks, everyone, for waiting. We're open. 661 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,519 That's a lovely one. 662 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:41,679 And that as well. 663 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,880 Yeah. So these are really, really great repops, you know, so... 664 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,319 Are you looking for anything in particular or just having a mooch? 665 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,719 We're feeling part of the team, 666 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:55,239 not just here working for Johnny in Johnny's shop. 667 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:58,240 - Have you seen how well it spins, Vik? - Yeah. 668 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,799 We're on the same page now. 669 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,079 We're all singing off the same song sheet. 670 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,599 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 671 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,599 I was wondering if you could tell me some more about the hearts. 672 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:14,320 - Yeah. So they came from Blackpool. Which one are you interested in? The little one. 673 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,720 - That's a big bag for that, isn't it? So, are you all right with it? - Yeah. 674 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,519 We're not a chippy! (LAUGHTER) 675 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,599 Split and fish. (LAUGHS) Thank you. 676 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:29,960 I think the three of us as the Vintage Vegas team, it's worked and it's felt right. 677 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:36,279 I don't mind. It looks like I've been grafting. You look scruffy. 678 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,439 Looks like I've been emptying the van. Are you rubbing him down? 679 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,959 Spit on that. 680 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,159 You're doing a stand-up bed bath. 681 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,320 Like your mum said, it's filthy. 682 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,799 What's the best price you can take on that? 683 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,519 I can do 35. 684 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,839 - Lovely. - I can take a fiver off, you know? 685 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,479 And then I'm very close to my margin on that one. 686 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,719 - That's lovely. - Smashing. 687 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:01,840 - Cheers. Pleasure to meet you both. Have you paid? - I have paid. 688 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,079 Johnny may be happy to part with his recent buys... 689 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,599 Don't beat me up on it. 30 quid. 690 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,800 - Deal. - Well done, mate. - Thanks very much. (CHUCKLES) 691 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,960 Birdy! 692 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:20,799 ...including the Louis Wain cat print he got for �20 from Karl and Mark's. 693 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,599 Yep, done. Thank you. Still working. 694 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,119 But there's some items he'll never make a profit on. 695 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,120 (WHIRRING) 696 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,879 Is that battery or wind-up? 697 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,679 It's battery this, it's not wind-up. 698 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:35,119 - It's incredible. - I know. - Brilliant. 699 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:39,279 We've got an elephant at home with a pair of cymbals. Clockwork. 700 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:43,039 - Get the hell out of town. True. - How? Why? 701 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,439 Child... childhood toy. 702 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,679 No idea why. 703 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,279 Do you want to sell it? You can have a look at it. 704 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,039 Can you go and get it? 705 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,280 No, Johnny, just sell the ones that you've got. 706 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,359 We seem to be taking two steps forward 'cause that's what we sold, 707 00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,760 and about four steps back 'cause that's probably what he's acquired. 708 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:06,439 While the customers go home to pick up their clockwork elephant, 709 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,719 Johnny's attention turns to creatures of a different kind. 710 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:10,839 Hello! 711 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:15,959 Vintage Vegas has welcomed many a four-legged friend through its doors this summer. 712 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,039 But with temperatures in the shop hitting unprecedented highs, 713 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:23,319 Johnny's called a man and his dog about a special request. 714 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,119 Hello, young fellow, me lad. Hello. How are we doing? 715 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,879 We've been trying to source... 716 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:32,399 - We just thought it'd be the kindest thing to do is get a bowl for the dogs. 717 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,479 A big bowl... That we can fill with water and leave outside. 718 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:40,919 If we're gonna have a shop dog, we should have a shop bowl. Absolutely. Totally agree. 719 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:44,279 Yes, I will sort that for you, mate. You're a gent. 720 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,679 Thank you very much. See you all in a min. 721 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,840 Thanks, Dave. 722 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,799 NARRATOR: And from dogs to elephants, 723 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,600 as the couple with a possible addition to Clockwork Corner return. 724 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,000 Oh, look at his ears. 725 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,799 Oh, he's cute. Isn't he? 726 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,359 Can I wind him up? 727 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,559 Well, yeah. I think you have to wind it up a bit. Yeah, there we go. 728 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,360 So the spring's a bit stiff, so... 729 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,840 It's been in storage a while. I don't care. I don't care. 730 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,599 Yeah, he might need a little bit... (GASPS) 731 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,239 (CHUCKLES) (GASPS) 732 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:23,559 "I've... I've... 733 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,800 So what are you doing now?" "Well, I... 734 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,280 I do a bit of buskin'." (LAUGHTER) 735 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,560 I've met people like this at the Edinburgh Festival. 736 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,280 He's delicious. You like him? 737 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:43,160 I like. And it'll go in the not for sale collection. (LAUGHS) 738 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,079 Johnny's toy cupboard. 739 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:50,480 - You can't run a shop like that. Oh! - Thank you. 740 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,480 Ooh, what do you want? 741 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,919 I don't know. You give me a guide. 742 00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:00,960 Erm... If I gave you... Would you be happy with 60 or 70 quid? 743 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,439 That's a fair offer, yeah. 744 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,839 But 70 more than the 60. (CHUCKLES) 745 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,639 Seventy. 746 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:11,080 Thank you. And thank you for the effort of going home and bringing it back. 747 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,559 They brought back a piece, and he's going, "It was my childhood toy." 748 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,639 And he was willing to let it go, and I think it's 'cause he knows, 749 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:22,360 he senses how much they mean to me. 750 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:28,680 Wind it up, and an elephant goes... (SINGING) "I'm not happy in the zoo. 751 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,560 I'm not happy in the zoo." 752 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,920 Although somebody does shovel up its poo. 753 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:42,879 So where Johnny is acquiring more clockwork wind-up toys, 754 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:47,399 there's some he wants to live with for a bit longer, he said, before he considers selling them. 755 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,960 But yeah, so he's teasing people with his clockworks. 756 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,359 And the teasing continues as yet more customers are drawn 757 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,560 to the only corner of the shop where nothing is for sale. 758 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,359 I know. It's... it's very naughty. 759 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,479 And that's my shelf of what I don't want to sell. 760 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,000 CUSTOMER: 761 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:11,279 Ooh. Ooh, now. 762 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,559 He's frightening. 763 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,959 Thirsty Bear's lovely, 764 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,319 - but watch him. - Oh, God. 765 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,560 "I'm on cider." 766 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,960 I love that. I bet you do, don't you? 767 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,439 I'll have to... I really love it. 768 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:28,560 I know you do. 769 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,760 (GROANS) 770 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,960 I don't want to part with it. 771 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,160 Three-fifty on that, Johnny. 772 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,600 I want it. I want it. 773 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,839 I need it. 774 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,640 I might sell my first clockwork. 775 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:51,000 He's in working order. He's with the box, which is really... I love him. 776 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,199 I love you for loving him. I will love him. 777 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,399 But this is a massive moment in the shop. 778 00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:01,200 You do not know how many people I've just said, "Look away. 779 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,719 Don't even ask." Love, you go and have a sit down, 780 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:07,399 and me and Bev will do the transaction. (LAUGHTER) 781 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,879 I know, but... Sit on the lovely cinema seat. 782 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,599 How's Thirsty Bear gonna feel? 783 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,839 We've had a good life together, haven't we? Oh! 784 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,400 "Sometimes one has to move on." 785 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,159 I know, I just don't want you to go. 786 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:25,160 "Look, son, it's time you stepped out into the world. 787 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,239 Me and your mother are looking forward to retirement." 788 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:32,239 - Oh, God, it's breaking my heart, this. - Go on, pass him across. 789 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,320 I shouldn't... Don't be so... 790 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,639 CUSTOMER: No rush. Pick him up and hold him and see how you feel. 791 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:43,639 I will wrap him as best I can. To his new home. He's madness, in't he? 792 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,439 BEV: To be loved. 793 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,759 I swear to God, you're the first person 794 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:53,039 who's managed to get me to part with one of these. 795 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,839 He's coming to a good home. VIKKI: He is. He'll be loved. 796 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,840 And I always say that all I want to do is send it to a good home. 797 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:03,160 Right, I'm gonna step in the back. You do the deal. 798 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,079 VIKKI: Go on. 799 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,880 Say goodbye. (BEV LAUGHS) 800 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,599 Parting is just sweet sorrow. (LAUGHS) 801 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,799 Thank you. Thank you for your custom. 802 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,400 VIKKI: You just stay out there. 803 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:21,199 Sold one of my clockworks. 804 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,240 Never thought it would... Never thought I'd see the day. 805 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,720 Erm... 806 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:31,199 The way that lady looked at it, that's where the sale... 807 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:35,040 that's where the... you've got to let some good stuff go. 808 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:41,000 And look at her, she's going, "(GASPS) What? Picnic bear? He's quit? He's quit? 809 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,760 Oh, I'll miss him at lunch." 810 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,559 Clockwork Corner just makes... 811 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,360 It's been a success 'cause it just makes people giddy 812 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,240 and people don't realise that toys like that exist. 813 00:42:55,480 --> 00:43:01,080 It's that one passion project that nobody backed me up on. 814 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:07,199 I could not imagine it going to a better home. 815 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,960 Yeah, letting go... 816 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:14,200 ...is letting good when it goes to someone like that. 817 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,840 Subtitles by Deluxe 818 00:43:21,890 --> 00:43:26,440 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0